taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

(Source: cumrn)

cumfort:

I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass

Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
(via fuckingz)

(Source: trillvcvm)


(Source: awg-runawaywithme)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again